I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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