Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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