i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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