The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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