people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you win again, gameday.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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