I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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