woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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