I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
