I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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