I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am mentally ready for anal.
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