why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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