I think im going to throw up on grandma
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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