You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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