Heybabeimwearingurpanties
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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