The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He shit in the fireplace
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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