What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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