If i come over, it means nothing
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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