Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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