My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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