I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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