guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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