My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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