I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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