when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
