where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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