I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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