this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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