My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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