doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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