i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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