Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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