Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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