butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i've created a new STD.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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