we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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