i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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