i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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