what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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