He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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