...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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