I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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