I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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