y did u give ur computer a hand job?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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