My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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