just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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