weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
