You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
