it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
