well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Randomize
