worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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