I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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