I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
