I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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