haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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