your thong is hanging out like whoa
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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