I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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