I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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