The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we're chasing vodka with high fives
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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