I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
