I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Randomize
