Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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