that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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