I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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